Why Aliens Come To Earth

The Plumber provided an answer to the question of why aliens come to Earth, when they could go to many other places instead:

We have souls, but they don't, and they'd like to know why.

Hence, the scientific experiments on us, the probing, carrying us away to other planets, etc., etc.

In addition, the British own everything - everything, including the travel agent companies....

And the wife of a friend ordered the Hells Angels to make a hit on his friend.

The underlying theme? There are a variety of reasons people ultimately leave the Golden State of California.

And yet, I'm still here....