Britney Goes Feral

No, it's nothing you haven't already seen in the press, it's just that I like the headline. If I went feral, it would be just another happening in a busy week, but it's noteworthy when Britney goes feral. We live in feralous times, so keep it glued together when you enter a hair salon, or if someone pushy takes your picture, or if you trip over cracks in the sidewalk, or if you hang out with Paris and her poisonous posse.

Here's a call to lay off Britney.