Time for SWPACA 2018!
Monday, February 05, 2018
Yo' memo demands so much faith that it has its own cargo cult:
In wake of Rep. Devin Nunes’ (R-CA) memo being released to the general public and declassified by President Donald Trump, the afternoon and evening was spent with pundits and security analysts combing over each word.
Then the internet got involved. Several hours after the release, #YoMemoJokes began to surface thanks to comedian George Wallace. With it came all of the sarcasm and tomfoolery Twitter could muster on a Friday night.
Hell's frozen over:
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Former hippies across the United States have been put in the unbearable position of rooting for the F.B.I., hippies have confirmed.
From Vermont to California, erstwhile hippies bemoaned a nightmare scenario that has forced them to side with a law-enforcement agency they have despised since the Summer of Love.
“I always dreamed I’d spend my retirement surrounded by my grandchildren, telling them that the F.B.I. were fascist pigs,” Carol Foyler, a former hippie who lives in Santa Cruz, said. “That dream has been shot to hell.”