But maybe true:
In Texas, over the last decade, only one hunter in 26,000 has been involved in a hunting accident.
In 2005, only one in 36,000 was involved in a hunting accident.
In fact, there were 1.1 million hunting licenses issued in Texas last year but only 30 reported accidents.
In 2005, only ONE hunting accident in the entire state of Texas involved alcohol. One accident, one million licenses.
Yep, that makes Dick Cheney - who drank the day he shot Harry Whittington - one in a million.