Let Sauron & Saruman Be Sauron & Saruman

Regarding who is going to lead these Salvador Option death squads, I second funnyman Colin Quinn, and blogger Jesus' General:

He's got a haircut, he's rested, he's written a mountain of bad poetry, did a bit of spider-hole gardening, probably even read Stephen Ambrose's 3-volume biography of Nixon: time to open the jailhouse door and let Saddam be Saddam!

And while we're letting Saddam go free, there's no reason to get too worked up about Osama bin Laden....too much trouble, really.