Jetta: The restaurant is in Carmichael near College Oaks and Auburn. My friends will meet us there. Tonight is half-off night: they don't do coupons there, but everything is half-off. It's 100% vegan and it's great. You can't order any meat or dairy or egg product. I know that is very unusual for you and will make your mouth fall off.
Marc: Can I order any baby back spare ribs?
Jetta: No, you can't order any baby back spare ribs. This restaurant has only real food, the stuff you should have been eating all along, and not the artificial crap that you are used to eating everywhere else. You'll love it.
Marc: Can I order a milkshake?
Jetta: No, you can't order a milkshake. But they do have tofu and eggplant. Do you like tofu and eggplant?
Marc: I don't like eggplant and I'm so-so about tofu.
Jetta: You'll love it!
(pulling into the parking lot)
Marc: Is that the restaurant there, the one with the "Donut Happy" sign?
Jetta (sarcastically): That's right, they put a vegan restaurant in a donut shop! No, it's over there, labelled "vegetarian restaurant"!
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(Apparently the place is called Noble Vegetarian).
The food was excellent, including the eggplant, and the noodle plate with the vegebeef strips that I had. And half-off, the price was more than reasonable. Afterwards, we decided to all become rich by patenting tofu donuts.
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