Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Why The Aliens Are Here

After explaining to me how electromagnetic forces could be harnessed to create wormholes composed of atoms made entirely from electrons, K. addressed a more-timely question: Why, exactly, are the aliens here?
They are actually people from the future, who have come back through wormholes to warn us not to become what they have become.
I was always troubled, frankly, by the big heads, spindly limbs, greenish tint, and almond eyes. Another good reason to eat your vegetables and keep your alcohol consumption under control and to teach your children your healthy ways.

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