Friday, December 04, 2015

The War On Christmas

E.: MMMMMAAAAARRRRCCCC! Do Baptists believe in Christmas?

M.: Hmmm? Yeah, I think so. How come?

E.: I send a Christmas card every year to my friends in Alabama, but they never send one back.

M.: They're elderly, right?

E.: Yes, now they are. They didn't used to be.

M.: I bet they just forgot.

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