I've sometimes thought it might be useful to have several alternate identities, in case the Mafia, or the government, or the narcotraficantes, or the GOP came after me. Maybe I can realize these multiple identities now?
Or maybe I should just call the postal inspectors?
[UPDATE: It looks like there might be a little bit of stolen mail there, but mostly it's records for one person who moved multiple times. I have everything I need to adopt the persona of "Desiree". The plan is foolproof in every respect - except for one minor detail.....
I'd better call the postal inspectors instead....]
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