Sorry I Haven't Got Back To All Your Facebook Friend Adds

I apologize. I have a kind of irrational fear of Facebook. Part of it is the 'Terms Of Use' squabble. Part of it was Darryl Strohl wanting to kidnap me using the 'fuzzy pink handcuffs'. I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Is he going to put me in a box in his basement? And part of it is....I don't know what it is, exactly.

I need a Xanax and I don't have a prescription for the stuff.