Yes, We Have No Chicken Today

Dannette mentions that she went to the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Davis at 6:30 p.m. on Thursday, only to be told that she couldn't order for at least half an hour, because they had somehow forgotten to prepare any chicken for the dinner rush.

KFC forgetting to cook any chicken seems inconceivable somehow. It's like Tiger Woods forgetting how to play golf, or the Pope forgetting that he is a Catholic. It's like birds forgetting to fly, or fish forgetting to swim. It's not part of the natural order of things.