Bed Armor

Getting ready for bed. Mouth guards on to protect against grinding of teeth, particularly since I broke off a crown on one of my molars. Face mask on to protect against smoke. Eye mask on to preserve slumber at sunrise. Cap on to protect balding head against cold. I feel like a boxer or an astronaut. Jasper the Dog can smell Cleo the Dog on my clothes, so he’s trying to hump my arm. Thank goodness for autocorrect.