Thursday, January 12, 2017

Anxious Phone

My neurotic phone is telling me how to quickly get to and from Step One Dance and Fitness club. I didn't ask the phone for that information, but it thought I should know anyway, maybe because traffic is light. Because I NEED to know! And phones live to serve.

Tonight I'm with the DMTC crowd celebrating Mary Young's birthday, but usually I'm at Step One. The phone knows I'm supposed to be elsewhere, and it's making it nervous. Maybe traffic is bad and I need an alternate route, the phone thinks. But given the short distance, there is no better alternate route, which just makes the phone more apprehensive.

I'm surprised my phone is so invested.

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