Bella and I hit the pavement about 12:30 a.m. Bella seemed almost possessed, and with some detours as her nose commanded, she started heading north. North, north, north. Soon, we were standing on T Street, just outside Step One Dance and Fitness.
"Why are we here?" I asked her. "Too many hard-working people here - not my scene!" She just looked at me. Her nose had already told her I lied. "I know what you want. You want to hoover the entire club up your nose and then pee on it." She just looked at me.
We wandered off into the dark.