Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Summer Health Program

Went to the doctor for a brief physical. Blood pressure medication working so well I have to cut back to avoid fainting. Cholesterol fine, kidney function improving, etc., etc. This is all part of a carefully-designed physical fitness program. It's called the "Purging on opening night of "Evita" because otherwise I'd get bored/ Wanting my cummerbund to fall off in "Evita" due to shrinking belly because otherwise I'd get bored/ Having a peripatetic Labrador Retriever who wants to visit every lawn and bush between here and the Sierras every night/ The Jamaican Dancehall people just don't stop/ Neither do the Zumba and Fierce Funk people/ Not eating that much anyway because it's summer" Program. And it seems to be working fairly well.

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