(Looking down at the driveway at 1:30 a.m.)
M.: Look at who's poking their nose under you car!
E.: A skunk!
M. and E.: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
M.: He's drinking the birds' water.
E.: Look how thirsty he is! They carry the rabies!
M. and E.: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
M.: Big tail. Looks cute.
E.: Why did God ever make the ants and the worms and the skunks?
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