Henri, The Existentialist Cat, Reports On The DMTC Haunted House

(h/t Badtux the Snarky Penguin)

One of Haunted House volunteers was a teenage girl dressed as a cat: cat whiskers, cat ears, cat tail. While we waited for guests to appear, she sprawled face down on the stage and rested. A teenage boy reached over and playfully lifted up her little cat tail. "Stop!" she shouted. "You've got to buy me dinner first!"

Henri was appalled, but the rest of us laughed like demons....