GOP Staffer Vs. Celebrity Partier

This is awesome! You have to envy Lindsay Lohan for coming up with this. I wish I had thought of it!:

Lohan met LaBella — who is from Valley Village, Calif., but has been working in Washington — during her night hanging out at trendy clubs Double Seven and 1Oak.

He works for Rep. John Shimkus and is the nephew of comedian Heather McDonald.

Christian LaBella, 25, was charged with misdemeanor assault and harassment on Lindsay Lohan. However, the charge was later dropped.

After the club closed around 4 a.m., the actress and LaBella wound up back in her room at the W with other friends, including celebrity booker Claus Hjelmbak.

At about 6 a.m., she took LaBella’s cell phone and got upset after discovering the pictures of herself taken earlier in the evening, police sources said. He had been emailing them to friends.

LaBella demanded she return the phone, but Lohan balked — and told cops he threw her down on the bed and scratched her. At one point, the troubled actress locked herself in a bathroom. She finally ran out of the 15th-floor suite — where rooms top $500 a night — and scurried down several flights of stairs, with Hjelmbak in tow.

When the “Freaky Friday” star and her hunky pal began walking back up the stairs, they again encountered LaBella, sources said.

She claimed that he choked her from behind and threw her to the floor before Hjelmbak yanked him away, cops said. Lohan pulled the fire alarm for help as he fled, police said.

Cops who responded spoke to Lohan and began looking for LaBella, who was trapped in the stairwell because the alarm had disabled the elevators.

As he exited the stairwell, police grabbed him. Lohan identified him as her attacker, and he was taken to the 13th Precinct stationhouse.

The country needs a wrestling match between a worthy GOP champion, and a celebrity with the right amount of crazy. But Christian LaBella and Lindsay Lohan isn't the best possible fit. What I'd like to see is Karl Rove vs. Courtney Love. Yeah! The visuals would be awesome! Like this guy says!: