Nighttime Oration

At two a.m. last night, as I retired to bed, I noted a man making a speech in the parking lot outside my bedroom window. The man was standing near the cemetery fence and making some kind of self-pitying speech filled with obscenities. Annoyed, I retrieved my iPhone and prepared to call the cops, but just then a compatriot of his approached him, and the declamations softened into conversation. Ultimately, no Sac PD call was required.