Damned Fine Print

E.: MMMMAAAARRRRCCCCC! It was all arranged! C. found a mechanic in Roseville to replace my starter. All we had to do was tow the car to Roseville. But Triple-A wouldn't do it! They wanted an additional $160.00!

M.: It's probably against Triple-A's rules. Roseville is a long way from downtown. They are probably forbidden from driving past one hundred other closer garages just to tow the car to Roseville.

E.: I spend so much money every month for insurance, and all they do is harass me. Where does it say they can't tow my car to Roseville?

M.: Oh, it's probably there in the fine print, somewhere.

E.: This is so E-STOOPID!