Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Bearer Of Bad News

My role in life is to be the Bearer of Bad News.

At my favorite eatery this afternoon, I noticed there was a small pool of water on the floor in front of the cash register. Being the Bearer of Bad News, I helpfully pointed this out to the staff. Did someone spill water on the floor?

No one spilled any water on the floor.

Instead, it appeared that clogged pipes in the apartment above the eatery were manifesting themselves in a disastrous way in the business far below.

Like I say, the Bearer of Bad News....

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