Friday, September 17, 2010

Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places

OK, it's come to this:
Are people not seeing your inner beauty, are you an Ugly Schmuck?!

Welcome to the elite dating site exclusively for Ugly Schmucks

In today’s day and age, searching for a partner can be such a daunting task. Especially if you're like a lot of us who aren’t that attractive.

The Ugly Schmuck VIP membership is designed to give unattractive men and women a finely tweaked tool to help them succeed in the meeting of others to whom they can relate.

Do not let the over privileged take all the fun. Be proud, be an Ugly Schmuck!

VIP Membership Benefits

» Instant message your contacts as soon as they come online
» Personal status updates
» Ability to add other members as acquaintances, friends or lovers
» News feeds of your contacts activities
» Access to the Ugly Schmuck Rating System where you will have the privilege of voting out members who are overly attractive
» See who's viewed your profile
» And much more to come!

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