The 2009 Oklahoma Republican Party Platform

"Forever in Hell" reviews the platform and finds no end of gems. Example:

12. We believe that government should not fund any organization that opposes the ideas and principles contained in the Republican Platform.

that's right kids. we are country of liberals, conservatives and everything in between, and even conservatives don't all agree with everything in this manifesto, but the government should not fund anything that disagrees with what is stated here.

think about that: no ACLU, no more pap smears for poor women, no funding for colleges with even vaguely liberal leanings.

that's just batshit crazy. and that's the party platform.