Incoherent Mutterings On The Street

One fellow on cigarette break, telling a story to another co-worker: "Well then, I said; I said 'Here is my oven!'"

Surprised homeless fellow, talking to himself on the sidewalk: "Hey, I lost my pictures!"

Man walking down the sidewalk while singing at tragic, deafening, full volume into a cell phone: "I'm giving you up! I'm giving you up! I'm giving you up!"