Tights Aren't Pants? Them's Fightin' Words!

Close enough to count!

Bunheads of the world, unite! Toss off the repressive regime of the fascist pants people. Say it right, say it tight!

Tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights, tights!