Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Half-Breeds

If you're half-Mexican and:
  • Half-African: Afrijoles
  • Half-Black: Black beans, Blaxican, Choco-Taco, Negrexican
  • Half-Arab: Garbanzo beaner, America's worst nightmare
  • Half-Canadian: Canexican
  • Half-Chinese: Chexican, Chinacan, Chinkano, Combination Plate, Mexinese, rice-n-beans
  • Half-German: Beanerschnitzel, Germexican, wiener beaner
  • Half-Indian (the Indian kind): Navajole
  • Half-Irish: Leprecano, green bean, McBeaner
  • Half-Polish: Polexican, Polexiqui (this particular gal was Yaqui Indian on her Mexican side; she also called herself a Mexipolaqui)
And many others....

Wait a minute....my cousins are half-Arab, half-Mexican....

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