Need A Celebrity Today

Late afternoon grogginess. I must confess, being in the strange televisionless media space I am, that I don't really know who Lindsay Lohan is, or why she excites people so much. On the other hand, I saw a picture of Dina Lohan, Lindsay's mom, in People Magazine, and she looks hot.

Must find caffeine. Or Kylie videos. Or something....

Where's the saline?