Use WSJ's Lame Brains For Fertilizer Instead

So, Cindy Sheehan decides to fertilize a bush in Crawford, TX, with her uterus, and the Wall Street Journal mocks her for it.

Such a big, important story - a very manly story! - something that will rock the world of finance and business!

Why the Wall Street Journal isn't treated on the same level as Weekly World News, I'll never know. There is so much other fertilizer being shoveled in Crawford, TX, you'd think they'd pay attention to that first.