Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Soup

I felt like I had a mild cold coming on, and I wanted to celebrate the latest death of Zombie Trumpcare, so I took the bold step of actually entering the kitchen and using the unfamiliar implements there, and made an immense vat of soup. There is so much soup I had to get a second vat. There's enough soup here for the next iteration of Zombie Trumpcare, which will soon be attached to tax reform. No matter how many times Zombie Trumpcare returns, there will be enough soup in the vat to fight back against the infection.

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