Police in Albuquerque say a man has been found alive with his hands nailed to a tree in a forest.Looks like the Campbell Rd. access. They're just superstitious peasants over there on the east bank of the Rio Grande. Not like the scholastics on the west side:
They say officers received a call around 8:30 a.m. Monday about an injured man on the east bank of the Rio Grande.
“Officers found a man who seemed confused, standing in front of a tree with his hands next to his shoulders,” Espinoza said. “Each hand had one nail through it.”
...“He was initially not cooperative or compliant with officers,” Espinoza said. “They are continuing to try to interview him and determine exactly what happened and how he ended up in the bosque.”