Monday, March 06, 2017

There is No Atrocity Worse than a Geographical Atrocity

"J.Crew's New Mexico T-shirt is a geographical atrocity":
J.Crew has other state-themed T-shirts. Maine, for example, has moose and lobsters and canoes all over the place. Fine, probably accurate, who cares. California has the Golden Gate Bridge generally near where the Golden Gate Bridge is. The cities and lakes of Florida are meticulously identified, all in their correct places.

...But New Mexico? Eh, throw those landmarks wherever the hell. No one lives there anyway.

Nay — we, the downtrodden chile eaters, shall not be silent. We demand respect, J.Crew! J.Crew will not defeat us!!!!

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