I'm so lost in the world of the Internet, I'm only lightly inhabiting the real world. I went into the kitchen and found a squirrel scavenging in the trash can. Before you know it, raccoons will move in.
Several months ago, there was an exasperated plea on the Neighborhood Curtis Park website. A man had finally lost patience with the large family of raccoons living in his living room chimney. Next year, that man will be me.