Florida Man Is "Armed And On The Run".

(Quoting Donna's friend Stacy, since I'm not nearly so clever):

ORLANDO, Fla. -- Police in Florida are looking for a man with no legs, hands and parts of his arms to question him about the murder of his parents.

Police named Sean Petrozzino, 30, as a "person of interest" but not an official suspect in the double murder of his parents, Nancy and Michael Petrozzino.

His parents were found shot to death at their home Tuesday morning, WFTV-TV reports. Police made the discovery when his mother didn't show up for work as a school teacher. His father was a Walt Disney World cast member, the Orlando Sentinel reports.

...Petrozzino was last seen on an ATM surveillance camera Tuesday morning leaving in a 2012 red Toyota Camry. Police consider him armed and dangerous.