Donald Trump sez:
"Marc Valdez, an irrelevant clown, will be fired like a dog. if you were smart, which you are not, you would oppose the monstrous windfarms that will destroy your country. The word is getting out, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
Meanwhile, The Onion says:
Admit it: You people want to see just how far this goes, don’t you?
My campaign’s just barely begun and I’ve already got you begging for more. Sure, you can say you oppose me or that you don’t even take me seriously. But let me ask you: How many articles have you read about Ted Cruz lately? How many news segments have you watched on Bobby Jindal? Or Rand Paul? But if those stories have the name “Donald Trump” in them, well, look who suddenly can’t get enough.