I like the Q&A in this article about sending glitter to your enemies:
Q.: Are you on your own or is anyone helping you with this crazy plan?
A.: The website is 24 hours old and despite my cries for help I stand alone.
Q.: How many orders have been placed so far?
A.: Over 2,000 of the world’s brightest people have spent money on this service. It's good for business, but bad for society.
Q.: Who, would you say, is your target consumer?
A.: People with too much disposable income.
Q.: This might be a dumb question, but do you see this a long-term viable business plan?
A.: God I hope not.