Sunday, August 18, 2013

Woodland Sobriety Stop

Cop: Have you been drinking this evening?

M: I had some wine about 6:30.

Cop: Take off your glasses, look at my finger, and watch it.

M.: (He's sure moving it all over the place.)

Cop: Thank you. Proceed.

M.: (It's all that dancer training!)

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