Hard-Ass Security

Went to see 'Frances Ha' at the Tower Theater Friday night. As I walked across the theater parking lot, the security guy rolled into the parking lot and flashed his lights at me. "What now?", I thought. Turned out it was Chris Petersen, doing his nightly rounds! Broadway and X Streets are his corridor. He pointed at a newspaper box adjacent to the theater and talked about rousting a drunk woman who had been sitting on the box the other day. She fell over and knocked the box on top of herself, and cursed him repeatedly. She walked off, but there was nowhere she could go in the neighborhood, because that was Chris' turf too. He showed me his taser. Says he uses it once a week. Watch out, or he'll bust your ass too!