Friday, March 22, 2013

If It's Friday, It Means Joe The Plumber Needs Help

J.: ...So, I was wondering, could you help me buy another cell phone?

M.: What happened to the old cell phone?

J.: I smashed it. People kept telling me they couldn't understand what I was saying. I have money coming in this weekend - just not at the instant.

M.: Well, you could come by my house tomorrow morning....

J.: My vehicle isn't running right now. I could ride my bike over to your place, but it's miles and miles from here.

M.: Well, we could meet....

J.: HEY! Someone just stole my bike!! COME BACK!!!

M.: Hello? Hello? Hello?

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