Thursday, April 19, 2012

Coaxing The Hoarder

(Deep in the basement)


M.: So, it's OK if I take this monitor to the E-Waste recyclers?

E.: Well, hmmmmm, OK. Here, let me dust it off first. It is of the highest quality!

M.: Right! (Maybe highest-quality monitor for 1980...). What about this reel-to-reel tape recorder? Boy, it's so heavy!

E.: I don't think you should take it. Look at it: it's beautiful! It's a collector's item!

M.: I remember seeing tapes around here somewhere in one of these boxes....

E.: No, THIS is the highest-quality tape recorder! It's worth a lot of money!

M.: Right! (Maybe Confederate money....)

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