Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Casting Call In San Francisco On Sunday

J.: The AGT people said I'm too exposed on YouTube. I need a new identity. What's a good first name for me? I like Alice.

M.: How about Dorothy?

J.: That's awful! Too ordinary!

M.: Jane? Dana? Valerie? Betty?

J.: No, no, no!

M.: Sophia?

J.: Better.

M.: How about something Roman? How about Agrippa?

J.: No.

M.: (Maybe just as well: Agrippa is male; Agrippina is female.)

J.: How about Greek?

M.: Persephone? Demeter?

J.: No.

M.: Venus?

J.: Perfect!

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