"POTUS Survives Cougar Attack"

The hazards of going out for wings:

QUOTE OF THE DAY: “You're a hottie with a smokin' little body.”

Yes indeed, some people will say just about anything to get a hug from Barack Obama. Those words were spoken by Luann Haley, 45, to the president, during his unannounced visit to this local landmark. He replied by giving her a big hug. (“He gave me a squeeze,'' she said afterward.) She swooned and he said Michelle would be watching on television. “That's allright,'' Ms. Haley said as the cameras rolled.“Hi Michelle, eat your heart out.”

To backtrack, POTUS surprised many of what looked to be about 100 employees and guests when he strode into the restaurant, jacketless. He leaned over the counter; the receptionist Mary DiGiacomo, told him they had a lunch special but he demurred, saying he was in the car. He quietly placed an order. She tried to tell him it would be on the house. “No, I've got to pay,'' he insisted, pulling out his wallet, which sported a $5 bill on top.