Limit It To Head Spins Until He Changes Clothes

Vladimir Putin says breakdancing is good for the youth - "This really is propaganda for a healthy lifestyle because it is hard to imagine breakdancing having anything to do with drinking and dope" - but in Elma, NY, they know better:

An 18-year-old Cheektowaga man was arrested on felony criminal mischief charges, after being accused of repeated attempts at 'break dancing.'

...The damage was caused when the suspect arrived at a house party held by the owner of the home's daughters, in an intoxicated condition.

He is accused of making repeated attempts at 'break dancing,' while wearing a large diamond buckle, causing extensive gouging damage to hardwood floors.