Not quite the same as going to the mall - the customer is not always right:
Dr.: "And I see that you haven't had your colonoscopy yet."
M.: (Staring at the floor) "I've been a bad boy."
Dr. "Well, I'll give you a referral, which you will need to set up with a phone call. And some blood labwork, for which you will need to fast, and an X-Ray of that left ankle. Would you also like an HIV test?"
M.: "Well, I haven't had any homosexual relations....."
Dr.: "My colleague and I notice that most new HIV cases are among heterosexuals."
M.: "Really?"
Dr.: "Really. I'll get you one of those too...."
Not quite the same as going to the mall - the customer is not always right: 
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