This Moment Brought To You By Jerry Springer

"You're a ho! Nothin' but a ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, HO!"

I woke up at 6 a.m. to some kind of hullaballoo at the house-turned-apartments next door.

Suddenly, the woman was screaming about "the people in the yellow house." Those people would be the neighbors on the opposite side. They probably came outside to investigate the noise and suddenly got swept up in the drama as well. I'd better keep a low profile, so as not to attract unwelcome attention. I rolled over and tried to get more sleep.

According to E., who was more alert at the time and whose window was slightly closer to the action, what apparently happened was that the woman returned home after a night of work to find her boyfriend in the arms of another woman. He tried to intercede and keep the women civil, but quickly failed, and quickly fled.

Yeeoorghh! Hiss! Scratch!