The Stubborn Dog And His Clueless Master

M.: OK, Sparky, I'm going to make you eat this cat hairball medicine. I want to be able to tell the world you died from heart disease, not from constipation. The first is serious and dignified; the second is simply absurd.

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M.: And you will eat this dog food, even if I have to put it in your mouth and make you swallow it! How else can we get your system working, if you won't eat?

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