You Can Tell I'm A 1974 High School Grad....

...'cause I get this..... (Left: Image entitled "But Why???" from sponge monkey at B3ta.)

About two years ago, I was watching some disco nostalgia show on PBS, which was fun, except for all the lame, old, fat people that kept showing up on the dance floor. Suddenly, I realized they were all my age. Such a shame....

Like Natalie Bassingthwaighte sings:

Drive fast, don't crash
Make your money, make it last
Hang tight, kick back
Prepare yourself for the attack
Buy low, sell high
Take your pills, tell your lies
Fake your tan, wear a tie
Go to the gym you'll never die.