The Curse Of Adam's Suitcase

As part of spring cleaning, I had tossed Adam's old suitcase into the trash, but since the trash can was overloaded, the City refused to take it away. For the last several days, the suitcase has been sitting next to the trash can, moving hither and thither as the trash scavengers moved it around, until the inevitable happened: E. rolled her car over it as she backed out of the driveway, and wedged it into her wheel well. I caught up to her as the tow truck was pulling away.....

E.: "I was yelling and yelling at the AAA in Arizona: 'What is wrong with you people? I want to talk to someone in California - NOW!'"