A Jewish Joke

Applicable to many contexts (Digby refers to the Democratic electoral strategy):

Here's a little story from a book called "The Genius of the Jewish Joke" by Arthur Asa Berger:


Three Jews were going to be executed. They were lined up in front of a firing squad and the sergeant in charge asked each one whether he wanted a blindfold or not.

"Do you want a blindfold?" he asked the first. "Yes," he said, in a resigned tone.

"Do you want a blindfold?" he asked the second. "Ok," said the second.

"Do you want a blindfold?" he asked the third. "No," said the third.

At this point the second leaned over to the third one and said "Take a blindfold. Don't make trouble."