MMMMMAAAAARRRRCCCCC! They are just a bunch of dumbies - uh, uh.....uh, zombies over there! One of the kids ran into a pole and chipped his front tooth. And it hurt! And so I called his dad, who said "send him back to class, he's a tough kid." MMMMMAAAAARRRRCCCCC! They don't take care of their kids!
And then I had to call the Russian woman, who has two sons - she's so nice - 'cause someone walked up to her son, and kicked him! Hard! Just like that! They are like the Three Stooges over there! MMMMMAAAAARRRRCCCCC!