Too Many Maladies For The Computer Literate

Funny confessional:

• Blog streaking - Revealing secrets or personal information online, which for everybody's sake would be best kept private
• Crackberry - The curse of the modern executive, not being able to stop checking your BlackBerry even at you grandmother's funeral
• Cyberchondria - A headache and a particular rash at the same time? Extensive online research tells you it must be cancer
• Egosurfing - When "just checking" gets out of control
• Infornography - You're beyond being a healthy "infovore": acquiring and sharing information has become an addiction for you
• You Tube narcissism - Not even your closest family want to see hours of your holiday videos
• Google-stalking - Snooping online on old friends, colleagues or first dates
• MySpace impersonation - Many of us pretend to be someone we're not when we are online, but some will pretend to be a well-known figure
• Powerpointlessness - One too many flashy slides
• Photolurking - Flicking through a photo album of someone you've never met
• Wikipediholism - Excessive devotion to a certain online collaborative encyclopedia. You can test whether you're an addict at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Are_You_a_Wikipediholic_Test